yet even SQL supports UNIONs
literally just realised podcast rhymes with broadcast
finding it really tough to sympathise with myself
seinfeld the orange tabby with a bowl of spaghetti "first day of the work week..!"
gremble the geinger cat eats spaghetti 'oh no it's monday again
something I personally enjoy is when the coffee shop is full of impatient people and I smile and be calm and am rewarded by getting my drink only once everyone in the queue of grumps behind me has been served theirs
just overheard someone in the coffee shop say "no, we'll have biscuits in a few weeks. at Christmas"
this combined with the energy drop from TRYING-TO-BE-LIKEABLE to _being_alone_, leaves me exhausted with a lot of self-hatred and it's nobody's fault
when a conversation ends, even naturally, and people leave, I feel like I've done something terrible
please, leave me to my tweets
longer than you can imagine
proposal: dog but very big
dynamax grubbin: vvvv bvig snoot
this face :> kind, soft, friendly, wants the best for you
iMessage converts :> to 😏 ❌ illegal
Slack converts :> to 😆 🚫 prohibited
Riot converts :> to 😊 🆗 not bad
when someone else joins a one-on-one conversation my anxiety goes through the roof because it's pronoun time baby
I can die on thousands of hills actually
the same people who made fun of teenage girls for misusing "literally" misuse "objectively" in the exact same way for the exact same reasons
recommend turning to your partner unprompted and saying "I love you regardless "
I've named it Slipperyhole in protest
the video game won't let me name my long pussycat "pussycat"
toots for snoots